Tuesday 26 March 2013

BARELY UNABLE TO MAKE IT A BLUE MONDAY FOR EASTON


With 15 in the changing room the mood was good until it was remembered that there were not enough shirts to go around and outside the wind chill was severe enough to take the pillage out of the most enthusiastic Viking.

Without last time out MOTM Tom in goal it was volunteer time and with 13 backward steps it was a half each for Mike & Chris to take on the threat from Easton.

The game started brightly enough for Barely and although Easton were pressing there was no way past the imposing bulk of Mike in goal who repelled all with a series of tip overs and punches. Barely looked equally dangerous on the break with Jim and Adam having the legs on the Easton defence.  The deadlock was broken mid way through the first half when Jim got on the end of sharp move down the right side and a pass which split the defence - Barely's front man coolly slot past the advancing keeper.

However the lead was short-lived, as the Easton ref awarded a penalty for spot of wrestling by Ian J (hotly contested that is by this season's front runner for serial Ref baiter Ian J) 1-1.

Half time arrived with the teams equal and a change of personnel worthy of an England friendly match with Jim's mates Tom & Will on, Chris going into goal, & Jim (Batts) on. Mike, James & Adam having a rest. Danny held himself in deep reserve running the line and giving the pep talk.

The second half saw Easton take a grip on midfield that led to one-way traffic and three crosses, three goals for Easton. Barely, never a team to lie down and whimper started to claw their way back pushing the game more and more into Easton's half. Somewhere in the middle of the second half Jim and Chris's recruits fell by the wayside;– Will now warm after a 1st half on the touchline, got even more heated, fell out with the ref and stropped off, Tom to a pulled muscle – come back Adam & James.  Another fine move down the right involving lots of player your correspondent can't remember led to the ball teed up in front of Rich Cormack to slot past the despairing keeper 2-4 and hope reared its head. More pressure and the Easton centre half's leg wrapping round Jim's chest lead to a penalty, taken by Jim but tragically turned round the post for a corner. Still Barely pressed and MOTM James crossed the ball into the hand of a Happy Monday defender – penalty number 2. Jacko took charge this time and full of precision and cunning as is his trade mark stroked the ball wide of the keeper and unfortunately the post. Hope kept its head down after this. The Barely record on penalties this season is a 25% conversion rate – practice on a Wednesday needed. Ian G has volunteered for the next spot kick if he can get that far up the pitch in time.

The game ground to an inevitable 2-4 end with Easton wrapping up the points to go mid table whilst Barely have more in common with Reading (or Bristol City).

Post game excitement surrounded, missing van keys and the confirmation that where cars are concerned Batts knows some dark skills.